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Episode 37 – May 9, 2011

WWE Tough Enough’s A.J. Kirsch joins us live in the studio. Rob Lowe dishes about partying with Charlie Sheen and sleeping with Michael J. Fox. New Yorkers are eating breast milk cheese. The Voice’s Blake Shelton gets in trouble for a homophobic tweet. Is the word ‘pet’ insulting to animals? Man goes to jail for life on a marijuana conviction. Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul reunite. Man rolls the world’s longest cigar. Susan Lucci moving to Wisteria Lane. Man arrested for running a Cincinnati marathon naked. New York man jumps in river to flee police. Have the munchies? Be green while you fill your cravings. Plus, AC goes grave hunting, worldwide weather with Dr. Love and much more!

Episode 36 – May 2, 2011

San Franciscans to vote on banning circumcision. Donald Trump takes a beating from President Obama. Lady Gaga falls out with another pop diva. Coming soon to a store near you: Viagra condoms. 200-year-old bottles of Champagne from a 19th century shipwreck up for auction. Britney Spears moves so she can smoke more. Beyonce’s fans backlash on the singer. Police test citizen’s gullibility, dressing up as doctors and giving away pills. Man kills his roommate because he didn’t want to listen to Limp Bizkit. Jaden Smith’s huge payday. Michael Jackson’s new Vegas home with Cirque du Soleil. Plus, the A to Z movie review of Something Borrowed, worldwide weather with Dr. Love and much more!

Episode 35 – April 20, 2011

The Easter & 4/20 Show! All your Easter and pothead news, including how you can have an Eco-Easter. The story of Nirvana comes to the big screen. We’ll tell you who’s on the shortlist to play Kurt Cobain. Daniel Radcliffe tries to move beyond Harry Potter. What your favorite music say about how likely you are to have sex on a first date. Match.com begins background checking their users for sex offenses. Turbo Tax’s top 10 procrastinating tax return cities. Facebook accused of being homophobic. Could camel be the new cow? Hong Kong debuts its first 3D porno, Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy. A Chinese cat gives birth to a dog? A baby drowns while his mom plays a Facebook game. A man tattoos his 3-year-old son. Plus, The A to Z review of Scream 4, and much more!

Episode 34 – April 11, 2011

Eva Longoria flashes her boobs while promoting her cookbook. Inside SFO’s brand new Terminal 2. Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg fight over marijuana. Having nearly conquered space, Richard Branson sets his sights on a new frontier. What’s next for your favorite Jersey Shore cast-members. A woman spends $32K on a wedding for her dog. A man tries to smoke his hearing aid. A toddler is served a margarita in a sippy cup at Applebee’s. Plus, learn how to be a green pet owner, all the winners from the 22nd Annual GLAAD awards and much more!

Episode 33 – April 4, 2011

Snooki gets in the ring at WrestleMania. The shocking audio from Lindsay Lohan’s drunken 911 call. Which celebrities are on the Virgin Galactic trip to space? Find out how to have a “green” wedding. Drugs are being hidden in children’s coloring books. A Chinese 3-year-old tips the scales at 132 lbs. Charlie Sheen bombs and gets auto-tuned. A sheep gives birth to a dog. Stupid thief shows his ID at a bank, then robs it. Plus, the A to Z movie review of ‘Win-Win‘ and much more!

Episode 32 – March 21, 2011

The 411 on Britney Spears in the Castro. Cash Cab comes to San Francisco! The surprising list of the vainest cities in America. Lady GaGa’s surprise performance at a Kentucky gay bar. New celebrity leaks and sex tapes. New inside info on the upcoming Batman and Spiderman movies. Sandra Bullock ponies up $1M for Japan relief. The hot new fashion trend: horse hoof boots. Man busted for selling drugs from an ice cream truck. Woman sues McDonald’s for a wild bathroom injury. An arrested man steals cop car in handcuffs. Plus, our review of the #1 movie in America, Limitless, our game of the week ‘Charlie Sheen or Charlie Manson?,’ and much more!

Episode 31 – March 14, 2011

The St. Patrick’s Day Episode! Learn the history of the Irish holiday and drink green this year. Jake Gyllenhaal’s d*ck pic from SXSW. Charlie Sheen is going on a comedy tour. Quentin Tarantino is pissed at some birds. Lady Gaga threatens lawsuit over breast milk ice cream. Drug resistant bacteria found on BART seats. A teenager jumps off the Golden Gate bridge on a dare – and survives! What does your e-mail address say about you? A new Facebook app helps facilitate break-ups. The best selling sex book that has people talking. A thief breaks into a house and then calls 911. Plus, how you can help with Japan tsunami relief, the A to Z movie review of Red Riding Hood, another round of ‘Fact or Myth’ with one of our listeners, and much more!

Episode 30 – March 7, 2011

The latest in the Charlie Sheen train wreck. Lil’ Kim and Diddy no longer friends, plus Kim is out for Nicki Minaj’s blood. Kim Kardashian debuts her new song and it sucks. Beyonce and Mariah Carey dragged into the situation with Gaddafi in Libya. A flight attendant locks a baby in an overhead storage bin. An ice cream shop debuts “Baby Gaga” breast milk ice cream. Cross eyed opossum accurately predicts Oscar winners. Would you let fish exfoliate your feet? Catholic priest arrested for offering sex acts to police. Man on meth drives 40 miles at 100mph with wife clinging to the hood of their minivan. Plus, we play new game ‘Fact or Myth’ with AC vs. listener Felix and much more!

Episode 29 – February 7, 2011

AC is joined by a special guest cohost this week. Super Bowl XLV and our favorite commercials, as well as Xtina’s mess up. Top 10 Worst Valentine’s Day gifts. Doctor Love offering Audio Valentine’s Day messages. Man gets his naughty bits tattooed for a car. “Celebs” that need to disappear and never come back. Spencer Prett has a new career in his sights. Shia LaBeouf gets into a bar fight. Bomb squad called to Costco parking lot for unusual object. The Internet is running out of space, and so much more!

Episode 28 – January 24, 2011

Who will win the Super Bowl? Iran bans Valentine’s Day. Australians develop an iPhone app to avoid parking tickets. Nicki Minaj gets kicked out of hotel. MTV Real World’s Joey Kovar to get naked for Playgirl. Owls getting drunk on Schnapps. Thinking they are doing drugs, teenage thieves snort ashes from an urn. Australian couple uses blow up dolls as river-rafts. An Ike’s Place monster sandwich with 13 toppings, including 7 meats! AC’s review of No Strings Attached. New Girl Power TV pilots. Green New Year’s revolutions, and more!

Episode 27 – January 17, 2011

Zach’s Southwest Airlines commercial debuts. We get to the bottom of the horoscope madness. A cross-eyed opossum is more popular than you on Facebook. A tranny-hooker fires back! Fast food to stay away from if you’re on a New Year’s diet. This summer it’s GaGa vs. Britney Spears. Golden Globes winners! Kim Kardashian flashes her “golden globes.” Jersey Shore’s Vinny opens his own laundromat. Scarlett Johansson thinks Sandra Bullock is a “man hungry tramp.” A burglar gets drunk, trapped in a house and calls 911. A distracted texter falls into a mall fountain. Plus, Tina answers a letter about his long distance girlfriend, who has another boyfriend.

Episode 26 – December 20, 2010

The A-Z Christmas Show! Strange holiday traditions from around the world. Lady GaGa bites Santa’s head off, literally. Rainbow flags to disappear from the Castro?! The Top 10 worst holiday gifts. UK conservatives want to ban internet porn. A mailman delivers packages in the nude. Celebrities are breaking up for the holidays. The Kardashians’ kar-azy Christmas card. Where to find best toilets in the world. An $11M Christmas tree. Spanish prostitutes ordered to wear reflective vests. Plus, Dr. Love returns to the weekly weather report and Tina gives advice to a listener who wants to background-check her new bf.

Episode 25 – December 13, 2010

A famous movie star accidentally sexts her dad. Jim Morrison off the hook for flashing. Carnie Wilson says she’s “fat as f*ck.” Michael Jackson’s autopsy documentary coming to TV. Red Sea beaches to re-open after shark attacks. The Metreodome gets snowed in. MN teenagers steal calves to start dairy business. A woman rear ends a beer truck, then takes out a children’s playground. A German city taxes prostitutes to balance its budget. Plus, Green News for your holiday, a TV/Movie Minute and more.

Episode 24 – December 6, 2010

Hundreds of Santas on-the-loose in San Francisco. An Electric-eel-powered Japanese Christmas tree. Queen Elizabeth II’s panties are up for grabs, Enrique Iglesias just wants to f*ck, Margaret Cho vs. Bristol Palin. A “Don’t Walk” sign gives pedestrians the finger. France’s fast-food Supreme Fois Gras burger. Alcoholic whipped cream. The world’s most expensive tequilla: $3.5M. Tarantulas in the mail. A man fires his gun while taking a sh*t. A woman calls 911 because her snowman disappears. Plus, the 411 on sweeps results and mid-season TV premieres in the TV Minute. AC and Zach review Black Swan, Tangled, Faster and Love & Other Drugs. Tina answers a listener letter, and more!

Episode 23 – November 22, 2010

The Thanksgiving Show! Top 10 ways to spice up your Thanksgiving dinner. The A to Z review of Harry Potter 7.1 and 127 Hours. The new rage: nude wedding photos and porn caskets! Breast exams in Boise, Idaho bars. Sarah Palin’s daughters are a mess. Lindsay Lohan flies the coop for turkey day. Cannabis eating ducks. 2010 AMA winners and losers. Walmart scooters at strip clubs. Plus, Tina answers a letter from a listener with a cheap fiance and we check in with Zach’s brother-in-law in Kentucky.

Episode 22 – November 15, 2010

The UK explores a “fat-tax” on junk food. Just in time for the holidays: Pumpkin pie perfume. 10,000 jellyfish wash up on Ocean Beach. A woman demands oral sex at knife point. George W. Bush plagiarized his new memoir? Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson are engaged! Mel Gibson’s love letters to Oksana leak and they’re cray-cray! An angry hippopotamus attacks a veterinarian in South Africa. A man gets shot in the groin, but finishes his lunch before going to the hospital?! Plus, Chastity is back with part 2 of your November TV sweeps guide.

Episode 21 – November 8, 2010

AC’s run in with Nicki Minaj. Zach stars in a new Southwest Airlines commercial. SF Giants win the World Series. We debate the merit of the McRib. Kim Kardashian wants a singing career, Jake Gyllenhaal gets naked and Heidi & Spencer are broke. Facebook’s national unfriend day. The Hells Angels are sue happy. A Czech artist makes the vajayjay his canvas. A woman drives a dead body around in her car for 10 months. Plus, stoned weather, Chastity has your November sweeps TV update, Tina answers a letter from a clingy dater and more!

Episode 20 – November 1, 2010

The Halloween Hangover show. Top 10 hangover cures. Thriller: The movie? The Black Eyed Peas sample Dirty Dancing. New details in the Charlie Sheen scandal: hookers, cocaine, racism… Oh my! Election day is tomorrow and we hope Meg Whitman goes down in flames. Fist bumps are now more popular than handshakes. Plus, beware of caffeine powder: A man dies after ingesting 70 energy drinks worth! Live crabs now available in vending machines. Also, the favorite Women of SNL and Paula Abdul are coming back to your TV. Find out what you should be watching in this week’s TV Minute.

Episode 19 – October 25, 2010

The Halloween Show! Is Lady Gaga’s meat dress a realistic costume? Top 10 worst trick-or-treat candies. A spooky Halloween recipe. We will soon see fewer free TV shows online. Kim Kardashian and John Mayer an item? The world’s biggest enchilada, Conan’s first guests announced, Glee girls go wild and Glee guys get naked! AC reviews new game, Cabela’s Dangerous Hunts 2011. Plus, a TV Minute from New York Comic Con, slutty Halloween costumes on blast, Tina gives advice to a listener whose boyfriend has an eerie erection, and more!

Episode 18 – October 18, 2010

AC and Zach’s fender benders. Election talk: Upcoming CA and SF ballot measures. Steve Jobs fights with a college student over e-mail. Hot new Hollywood trends: Divorce and d*ck pics. Lindsay Lohan escapes from rehab to buy Coke. Chelsea Handler and Nick Cannon’s Twitter feud! A man passes his driving test and then crashes into the DMV building. Plus, the A to Z review of Jackass 3D, a rockin’ weather report with Jon Becker, and Tina tackles sperm donation in this week’s Dear Tina.

Episode 17 – October 11, 2010

Facebook is pro-pot! Ashton and Demi are into three-ways? India’s Commonwealth Games athletes are having a ton of sex. Idiot offers Weezer $10M to retire. Jessica Simpson gives advice on how to curb flatulence. Michael Jackson has a new gig as a scarecrow. Tina answers a listener question: Is it wrong to keep your ex’s underwear? Plus, the top 10 things you should not say during sex with special guest, Jesse the Drunkard!

Episode 16 – October 4, 2010

TV commercials to soon be the same volume as programs. On a serious note, we address recent gay suicides. Chad Ochocino’s charity cereal sends callers to a phone sex line. Glee’s Britney episode is a huge success, more guest stars coming soon. A man is addicted to eating live scorpions. Safe sex is taboo in Intercourse, PA. Plus, Wayne Brady and Mike Tyson remake Bobby Brown’s, “Every Little Step.” In mid-proposal, a man drops engagement ring off a bridge. And, PhatGayKid (aka Jonnie Jenkins) stops by to give you your weekly weather report.

Episode 15 – September 27, 2010

Lady Gaga’s meat dress to be immortalized as beef jerky. The Russian government urges people to smoke and drink more. Texan textbooks are pro-Islamic? An Australian artist wants to paint Oprah’s body. A teen fails when he texts a cop to buy weed. Plus, it’s fall TV premier season and your TV Maven tells you the shows you should be watching. Tina gives advice to an untrustworthy fiance. And Zach’s back from Texas. You won’t believe what he ate there.

Episode 14 – September 20, 2010

Mobile carriers begin censoring text messages?! Health news: Something you’re doing to lose weight actually doesn’t do anything. Everything is in 3D now, even new boobie billboards. Do you want to have sex with Lady Gaga or Kim Kardashian? It could soon be a lot easier. Stuffed animals now come with psychiatric disorders. Nerd Bombing: Halo Reach is huge. A gaymazingly hot Viral Video. Plus, the top 10 worst pick up lines with a special guest.

Episode 13 – September 6, 2010

Paris Hilton hides drugs in her va-jay-jay. A Wisconsin man shoots at aliens after smoking marijuana. Craigslist gets rid of one of our favorite features. Kanye West apologizes to Taylor Swift and demonstrates his poor grammar. AC witnesses two fails at the Green Day concert. T.I. is arrested again; we thought he was still in jail. Dear Tina gives advice to an unintentional hooker, we get an update from our Bulimia Buddies and we welcome a new segment, “WTF?! with Ms. Sarah Irene.”

Episode 12 – August 30, 2010

Bedbugs not just infecting New York; find out the U.S. cities under attack. A traffic jam in China lasts two weeks; and we thought LA was bad! Paris Hilton is under arrest, a woman is arrested for masturbating, and the top 10 things you should not be doing on Facebook. Plus, we sing a musical tribute to the life of Anna Nicole Smith, a goat is more popular than you on Facebook, and Tina gives advice to a listener with some extra weight.

Episode 11 – August 23, 2010

Gays boycott Target. Are you? Do you have a bad vice? We’ll tell you ten vices that are actually good for you. Does your partner spend too much time on Facebook? Tina tells you if it’s something to be concerned about. True Blood’s Sookie and Bill tie the knot. Betty White keeps getting hotter. Plus, the hottest celebrity sex tapes, a crazy story about a Malawian man who claims witchcraft grew him new genitals, and a viral video from The Queen of Vagina. All that and more in Episode 11.

Episode 10 – August 16, 2010

We all know about the Jet Blue flight attendant who jumped down the slide, but how do other flight attendants get back at their passengers? A man gets out of paying restaurant tabs by faking seizures. Tila Tequila gets in trouble on-stage with Insane Clown Posse. America’s top paid TV stars revealed. Plus, who has the best french fries in San Francisco? Zach returns from Kentucky and talks about a local attraction. Also, Nerd Bombing at WWE SummerSlam.

Episode 9 – August 2, 2010

We reveal the contents of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding gift bag, a woman gets more than she bargained for when she calls computer tech support, M.I.A. lashes out at Oprah and Lady Gaga and the strongest beer in the world is sold in an unlikely container. Also, we count down the most inappropriate wedding songs of all time, perform a dramatic reading of a popular song and unveil Kim and Becky, your Bulimia Buddies! Plus, Zach is heading to Kentucky for his sister’s wedding. Will he survive?

Episode 8 – July 26, 2010

An extra-nerdy extended show this week in honor of AC’s birthday! Kids are getting high on the internet, the Kings of Leon get sh*t on, Vanessa Williams joins the cast of one of our favorite TV shows, a teen trades a cell phone for a Porsche Boxster on Craigslist and we introduce our new segment, “Top 10 According To Them.” Plus, an interview with Lindsay Lohan’s cellmate and an exclusive Nerd Bombing update from inside Comic-Con 2010.

Episode 7 – July 19, 2010

3D porn can get you pregnant? Enrique Iglesias wants to get naked, your first look at the hot cast of the Asian-Jersey Shore, Mel Gibson is at it again, and Tina gives tough love on what to do if your BF’s friends don’t like you. Also, our new Nerd Bombing segment investigates who should play the Riddler in the new Batman movie, Zach shares breaking developments in the skylight fiasco and we recap our day at AIDS Walk SF. Plus, we’re talking to AC’s gma and you won’t believe about what!

Episode 6 – July 12, 2010

Classic movie battle: Star Wars vs. Clueless, Mel Gibson’s latest rant analyzed and remixed, Ke$ha confirms naked photos are real and Bay Area residents set a nudist world record. Also, we hated Chris Brown’s tears during his Michael Jackson tribute. Now we have proof they were fake! Plus, how do you break up with a friend? And our exclusive interview with YouTube sensation Jonnie Jenkins aka PhatGayKid, featuring his rap debut!

Episode 5 – July 5, 2010

It will soon be even more costly to drive in the Bay Area, Katy Perry’s California Gurls gets California Gay, AC is suddenly interested in the World Cup, Mel Gibson once again proves he’s a total jackass, Lindsay Lohan is dragged back to court and the scoop about a new salmon flavored vodka. Plus, we give you this week’s Urban Dictionary word in rap form and our exclusive interview with The Best Damn Nerd Show – debuting this week at Revision3.com.

Episode 4 – June 28, 2010

We’ve been bitten by HBO’s True Blood and Snoop Dogg has too. San Francisco wants to tax alcohol to pay for the uninsured. Jesus Christ was struck by lightening in Ohio. Lady Gaga is finished with her next album and we’ll tell you when it’s coming out. Prince receives the BET Lifetime Achievement Award, but is he still relevant? Plus, we’re giving you a bonus Urban Dictionary word and an unheard drop from our Pigeon John interview.

Episode 3 – June 21, 2010

AC has the exclusive insider preview on the new Twilight: Eclipse, 40-60 decapitated heads turn up on a Southwest Airlines flight, Starbucks makes WiFi free, Lady Gaga gets drunk and busted and a major Hollywood star admits to traveling for sex. Plus an interview with LA-based indie rapper Pigeon John that you have to hear to believe!

Episode 2 – June 14, 2010

Free parking in San Francisco could soon be history, Obama gets auto tuned, the FAA considers banning a much loved airline snack, Katy Perry lashes out at Lady Gaga, Handsome Mike’s quest for the perfect steak sand-twitch continues and we talk to AC’s g-ma about a racy new feminine product.

Episode 1 – June 14, 2010

In California you’ll soon pay more at the grocery, Jack Nicholson is after a TV star less than half his age, and we predict there will be a lot of women getting pregnant during the World Cup. Plus, we have the scoop on the new iPad Nano.